Valentines Day is here and Love is in the air so here are some funny jokes about Valentines day. However, before we begin to make laugh we want to share the love with you and show you how to save money at Lowes with these Lowes Downloadable Coupons for use instore at your nearest Lowes! Happy Valentines Day!!
Knock Knock
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive who?" "Olive you!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Howard." "Howard who?" "Howard you like a big kiss?"
Even Sheep do Valentines
"What did one sheep say to the other on February 14?" "I love ewe."
Absence…
A man wanted Valentine's Day to be special, so he bought a bottle of absinthe and stopped by the florist's to order a bouquet of his wife's favorite flower: white anemones.
Unfortunately, the florist was sold out of flowers and had only a few stems of feathery ferns.
The man asked the florist to make a bouquet out of the ferns and the flask of liquor.
He added a card and proceeded home.
After a romantic candlelight dinner, he presented his wife with the gift.
She opened the card to read, "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder."
With a tear in her eye, she whispered to him lovingly, "Yes, and with fronds like these, who needs anemones.
Divorce Business
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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