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Dreaming Paint
What do you call a dream about paint?
A pigment of your imagination!
Old one but a good one
A blonde is going door to door trying to find some paying work She knocks on one door and an older man opens it up. "Hey mister, do you have any odd jobs I could do for cash?"
He looks her up and down and surmises that she's an idiot whom he can take advantage of.
"I'll give you ten dollars if you paint my porch. There's paint, brushes, ladders and everything you'll need next to the car in the garage."
"Sure, sounds great!"
The man closes the door, chuckling at what a great deal he's just brokered. Half an hour later, there's another knock at the door. He opens it up and there's the blonde.
"You're finished already?" he asked her incredulously.
"Yeah! It isn't really that big! But I think you should know, that's not a porch. It's a Jaguar!"
Demons and painting
Did you guys hear that Bob Ross once has a demon possessed paint brush?
It was a really hard time for him until he beat the Devil out of it.
Theater paint
A theater actor kept forgetting his lines, so he painted the script on the stage.
It was a play on words.
Sean Connery
Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter?
It was an egg shell lent idea
Death of a painter
The owner of dulux paints died today, he froze to death atop a mountain
Police report states he could of done with another coat.
Snails
Why did the snail paint a big S on the side of his vehicle?
So when he drove by people would say "look at that S car go!"
Doctors and Art
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The guy was your doctor."
Dolphins
Was painting my boat when a dolphin swam by and got some paint on its fin.
It wasn't on porpoise.
