Wow! Where has 2021 gone? September is here already and fall is leaving summer behind as we fast approach the winter months. All September you can save money on just about anything at Lowes with a Lowes Money Off Coupon from We Are Coupons. Surely that will make you smile. If it doesn’t then maybe these jokes about September should.
Camouflage Day
September 15th is national camouflage day.
I hope I don't see anyone celebrating.
Important Dates
Husband: My wife is missing. She went mountain biking yesterday and has not come home!
Officer: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 25 and 35. We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
OFFICER : Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of bike is she riding?
Husband: She took my bike
OFFICER : What kind of bike was it?
Husband : A 2020, manufactured September 16th, pearl white custom built hardcore titanium sklar hardtail .with 64.5° HeadTube angle, and a reach of 490.. Shimano XTR m9100 drive train,12 speed ,10 -51 cassette, hope tech 3 E4 brakes with hope floating roaters, fox transfer factory dropper post with wolf-tooth lever, race Face atlas stem and the race Face atlas 35 riser bar w/800mm, DMR death grip, ergon SM enduro saddle, Crankbrothers synthesis E11 carbon 27.5 wheel set with maxxis DHF 2.6 tire in front and maxxis recon 2.6 in the rear. Industry 9 Hydra classic CL hubs , and race Face Chester pedals. A rockshox lyric RC2 150mm fork. At this point חן the husband started choking up.
OFFICER: Take it easy sir, We'll find your bike
Arctic Nights
What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?
Where were you on the night of September to March?
Seattle Joke
Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle.
October through May, then June through September.
Finding September
There's a place where January comes after February and December comes before September
It's the dictionary
Groan
Last year, I saw a ghost fly by
And September went really slow
