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Funny Friday: Technlogy

Funny Friday: Technlogy

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There's a University called the National University of Science and Technology

It's not called the National University of Technology and Science, because that would be NUTS.

Technology is the death of us




Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you in this text. I can't live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this. The truth is, when you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night. Probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.


Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.






George, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. George then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.




Hi, George. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.

Early Tech

Who was the first person that was used technology?

Moses. He had two tablets that where connected to the cloud.

Simple Tech

Scissors are a beautifully simplistic piece of technology.

Their invention was nothing but shear genius.

Bricks are the best Recruitment Technology Invented

Agency: "Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements?"


Manager: "Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room and close the door, leave them alone and come back after a few hours and analyze the situation:


If they are counting the bricks, put them in Accounts department.


If they are recounting the bricks, put them in Auditing.


If they messed up the whole room with the bricks, put them in Engineering.


If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.


If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.


If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

If they broke the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.


If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.


If they say they have tried different combinations yet not a single brick has been moved, put them in Sales.


If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.


If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning. And...


If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been touched, congratulate them and put them in Top Management."

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