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Funny Friday: Apps

Funny Friday:  Apps

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Confusing Apps

I always mix up my sandwich and hookup apps.

All I know is I have a foot long Italian arriving soon.

007 Dating App

Little known fact #38: One of the first online "hook-up" apps started out using Sean Connery to do their voice overs. They soon noticed they were only getting hits from roofers.

Apparently they were interested in the dozens of hot shingles in their area.


Dating Apps

Told my friend to use multiple dating apps to find a partner because…

… she doesn’t believe in love at first site


Have you played the reddit apps drinking game?

You drink until the page loads. It took me three beers to make this post

Yo Mama

yo mama is so old..

her profile is on carbon dating apps

Fitness Apps

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app.

It just sent an ambulance to my house.


I started a Tinder app for chickens.

It’s not full time or anything. I just do it to make hens meet.


Did you hear about that dating app for Lumberjacks?


Mafia App

The Mafia have decided to get into online crime to keep upto date.

They have just launched a new App called Pay-Up-Pal.


I told my Dad I'd got a new app that would make Amazon Alexa be my girlfriend.

Dad: "You can do much better than that."


Me: "Thanks."


Dad: "I was talking to Alexa."

Elon Musk

I don't understand why Elon Musk wants to buy Twitter for $40bn

You can get it for free from the app store.

German App

I've ordered some German food through a mobile app.

The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.

Bad App Reviews

I’ve developed an app with information about insects, but it keeps getting bad reviews in App Store

… People say it has a lot of bugs?

Alexa Again

Knock knock

-Who's there?


-Alexa who?

-Sorry I don't know that one. You can always leave feedback on the Alexa app.


Who has the thickest coffee?

App developers. They like their Java GUI.

Weather Apps

I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone....

I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in climate change.

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