This week the We Are Coupons Blog has been focused on keeping or staying cool this summer. Home Depot has plenty of solutions that can cool you and your home down this summer. With a We Aee Coupons Home Depot Money Saving Coupon you an save money on keeping cool this summer. If that does not make you smile these jokes about cool will.
Terrorist cooling
How does a terrorist cool down in the summer time?
In a blow up pool
Cool as Hell
An engineer dies and is sent to hell
He’s hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from plce to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what’s up?
The Devil says, ‟Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer.”
‟What?” says God.. ‟An engineer? I did not send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately.”
The Devil responds, ‟No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him.”
God demands, ‟If you don't send him to me immediately, I will sue!”
The Devil laughs. ‟Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”
Keeping Cool in the Desert
A man and his two friends are out in the desert. They had been planning this for a while so they all made sure they brought something to help them cool off. The first guy brought a water bottle so he could pour the water over himself to cool down. They all thought this a was a smart idea. The second guy brought a portable fan that doesn’t rely on an outlet. They all agree that that is a smart item to bring. The two guys ask the third guy what he brought. The third guy responds with, “I brought a car door.” The other two are baffled and ask for further explanation. The third guy goes, “Well, once I get hot I can roll the window down.”
Cool Airline Pilots
A propeller is a big fan
A jet's propeller is basically just a big fan to cool down the pilot. Once it stops spinning, you can see him start sweating.
Stats joke..
Three professors (a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician) are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket.
The physicist says, "I know what to do! We must cool down the materials until their temperature is lower than the ignition temperature and then the fire will go out."
The chemist says, "No! No! I know what to do! We must cut off the supply of oxygen so that the fire will go out due to lack of one of the reactants."
While the physicist and chemist debate what course to take, they both are alarmed to see the statistician running around the room starting other fires. They both scream, "What are you doing?"
To which the statistician replies, "Trying to get an adequate sample size.
