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Musical Invention
Bach, the great composer, was having a difficult time writing new music.
With 20 kids in the house, it was hard for him to find quiet time to work.
So he decided to find a quiet place outdoors, and found a small shed in the woods. Unfortunately, it was so far from his home, that by the time he got there and started writing, it was time to go back home for lunch.
His wife came up with an idea, and started packing him sandwiches and snacks in a small bag to take with him. Brilliant!
And to this day, we can thank her for one of history's greatest inventions, the Bach's Lunch.
Careers
I’m thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events.
I wonder how many people are in that field.
Ants
An indoor ant meets an outdoor ant
He says "In the house I was at, there was a very skilled guy; He could throw a coin at a hairdryer and it would turn on. That really blew me away!"
Alfresco
I went to an outdoor restaurant last night
Total disaster. Poured with rain. Took me 2 hours to finish my soup.
Outdoor Festival
The wizard materialized on the hill above the outdoor festival and proclaimed, “All shall be vanquished.... except those in temporary shelters supported by a pole, and fully aquatic animals with spade-shaped teeth!”
The area was safe for all in tents and porpoises.
Outdoor Toilet
A young man wanted to invite his girlfriend to their farm but was embarrassed by the old-fashioned outdoor toilet.
He kept bickering his dad for a modern, indoor one, but the old-timer didn't want to give in.
Out of sheer desperation, he slips out one night, puts a lot of dynamite behind the toilet and blows the whole affair into oblivion.
The next morning at breakfast, his father asks him if it was he who destroyed the toilet and at the same time reminds him of the story of George Washington and the cherry tree.
"Yes, Dad," sighed the boy. "It was me."
"I'm glad you're so honest." said his father.
"And as punishment, you have to start digging the pit for a new one immediately."
"But Dad," protests the boy, "when George Washington admitted it was he who cut the tree, his father didn't punish him!"
"Yes, you're right," said his father. "But George's dad wasn't in the cherry tree when he cut it down!"
Boy meets Girl
My girlfriend and I met at an outdoor party.
You could say that fête brought us together.
