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Funny Fiday: Mother's Day

Funny Fiday: Mother's Day

Lowes love mothers and this Mother’s Day there is plenty in store that will make any mother happy. Woth a Lowes Money Off Coupon from We Are Coupons you can save money on some wonderful gift ideas for mom and she will be happy. If that doesn’t make you smile these mom and mother jokes will

Mother’s words

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

The meaning of White

A son asked his mother, "Why are wedding dresses white?"

She replied, "It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure."


Then the son went and asked the same question to his father.


"All household appliances come in white," said his father.

Mother In Law

What do you do when you miss your mother in law?

Take better aim and shoot again!

True Story

Three brothers are arguing over who got their mom the best Mother's Day present

The first brother says "I got mom the best gift! I bought her a brand new house! It's so huge, its practically a mansion!"


The second brother says "No, I got mom the best mother's day gift! I bought her a brand new luxury car and I even hired her a chauffeur to drive her around! She just has to tell him where she wants to go, and he'll take her there in her new nice car instantly."


The third brother says "My gift is the best one! Mom has always been very religious, so I bought her a pet parrot trained by the church to say any bible verse! If you just tell the parrot the book, chapter, and verse number it will be able to recite it from memory!"


A few weeks go by and each brother gets a letter from their mom regarding the gift.


To the first brother she writes "The new house you bought me is too big. I only need one room to live in, yet I spend my day cleaning up the entire house."


To the second brother she writes "I'm too old to go many places. So the car and chauffeur just sit in the garage doing nothing all day."


To the third brother she writes "Your gift, I liked. The chicken was delicious."

Mother’s Day Gifts

What's the best flower for a boy to give for Mother's day?

Son-flowers of course!

Mother's Day Breakfast

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.


But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.


"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast."

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