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Funny Friday: Dad Jokes

Funny Friday: Dad Jokes

We all know Dads love Lowes better than anyone else. They love the tools and they feel like a real man when in the store. Dads also know that a Lowes Printable Coupon from We Are Coupons save them a lot of money of the stuff they love. But for now let's have a laugh at the expense of all the dads out there with the typical, groan jokes they love to tell...

Get the name right

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

 

Actress names

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

 

The bar joke

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

 

The Police 

What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.

 

High Shoes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

 

The President of the USA

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

 

Well, if you are a dad you now have some extra dreadful jokes to tell... when the family has had enough of you you can quietly disappear to Lowes with a Lowes Money Off Coupon and cheer yourself up!

 

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