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Fitness Instructors to the Stars
Did you hear about Cardi B's cousin, the fitness instructor?
Cardi O.
Models
Not to brag, but I just got a job as a fitness model
...they hired me as the "before" picture.
Doing Very Little
The fitness trainer asked me "What kind of squats are you accustomed to doing?
I said, "Diddly !!"
Fit President
As part of his inauguration, Biden must prove his physical fitness by running a lap of the White House.
On the starting line, the marshal tells him about all the other presidents to have completed the race before him.
“Obama was truly spectacular! He did his lap in only 15 minutes and 23 seconds! Trump was terrible and it took him well over 20 minutes to complete.”
Scoffing, Biden said “I may be old but I’m sure I can easily beat those times!”
The marshal fired the starting pistol and Biden was off, sprinting around the course as fast as he could. The crowd clapped and cheered as he sped past them, crossing the finish line in an incredible 10 minutes and 56 seconds!
“Surely that has to be a new record!” Biden cried.
“Not quite,” replied the marshal.
“Bush did well with 9:11”
Monkey Fitness
What do you call the people who only monkey around when you go to the fitness center to workout?
Gym pansies
Obligatory Blond Joke
A brunette, redhead and blond went to a remote fitness spa deep in the mountains for some fun and relaxation.
After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money which she had wished for.
The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands which she too had wished for.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blond looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
Gym Equipment
A man walks into a gym and asks the receptionist: “what machine should I use to impress women?”
She responded swiftly (pointing outside the door) saying “The ATM machine, sir...”
