If there is one thing we all need it is more joy and happiness in 2021. Happy New Year everyone, 2020 is done and dusted and 2021 has started. The first happiness we can share is the We Are Coupons still has the best Home Depot Coupons and the best Lowes Coupons anywhere online. The next happiness we will leave up to you and maybe these jokes will kick 2021 off in the best way possible.
Kissing 2020 Goodbye
I'm going to stay up on New Year's Eve this year...
not to see the New Year in, but to ensure this one leaves.
Bringing Social Media to Life
I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.
Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.
And it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.
Giving Back to the Community
My New Years resolution was to give back to the community.
I don’t want to seem like I’m bragging, but this coming school year, I’m becoming a volunteer crossing guard for an online school.
New Year Diet
My New Year’s Resolution was to lose 30 lbs. by the end of summer
I’ve only got 40 lbs. to go
Lives Worth Living
New Year’s Eve
On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready.
At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck 12, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
Techie Joke
My New Year Resolution for 2020 is...
3840 x 2160
Starting a New Year Correctly
Right before the clock strikes midnight on New Year’s Eve, make sure to lift up your left leg...
You’ll want to start out the New Year on the RIGHT foot
New Year on the Moon
New Year's Party
Some astronauts wanted to have a New Year's party on the moon, but they must planet first
New Year’s Resolution
HAPPY NEW YEAR! My resolutions are:
1) Stop writing lists.
B) Be more consistent.
7) Learn to count.
Another New Year’s Resolution
My New Year’s resolution is to read more
...so I turned the subtitles on my TV.
New Year’s Eve True Fact
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up for new year’s. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
From Us to You have a truly blessed, happy and safe 2021
Happy New Year!
