At Home Depot you can find most things to make your room look and feel amazing. You can save money on just about everything at Home Depot with a Home Depot Money Off Coupon from We Are Coupons. This week we looked at a few things related to interior design and to add some humor to the end of the week here are some interior design jokes.
Why did the interior decorator only do crunches when she went to the gym?
Because she was obsessed with decor.
Doctor of design
What kind of doctor also specializes in interior design?
The Hardest Day of my Life Was When Our Interior Design Class Went Camping.
It was pretty in tents.
Not so good
I'm not a great interior designer.
There's room for improvement.
The Best Interior Designer
A Woman Was Redecorating Her House
But when it came time to choose her window curtains, she was torn between two different shades of blue. One set was a darker shade - which matched the sofa, and the other was a lighter shade - which matched the chair. No matter how she tried to justify one over the other, she could not come to a decision on which set to put up.
So she decided to hire the best interior designer in town to help her make the choice. The only stipulation was that the designer required payment up front, and in gold. As odd as this seemed, the woman knew this designer was the best around, so she did as the designer asked.
As soon as the gold exchanged hands, the designer wasted no time looking at each set of curtains. She lifted up each set to see how they looked against the window, and inspected from all angles. Finally - after about 10 minutes, the designer pointed to the dark blue curtains and said:
"This blue up. Thanks for the gold."
This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.
One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.
I swear Christmas decorations go up earlier and earlier every year.
It's 364 days till Christmas and my neighbours already have theirs up!
What is decor?
Its de center of de apple...