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Funny Friday: Thanksgiving Jokes

Funny Friday: Thanksgiving Jokes

This week the blog has been very much about Thanksgiving. Home Depot is a great place to buy thanksgiving gifts and everything to make your thanksgiving go with a swing. We Are Coupons helps you save money at Home Depot when shopping online with the best Home Depot Coupons you can download. So, this week we thought we would end the week on some Thanksgiving jokes


Addicted to Thanksgiving

I used to be addicted to thanksgiving leftovers,

but then I quit cold turkey


Global Thanksgiving Issues

Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.


Canibal Thanksgiving

I was late to my cannibal family's Thanksgiving dinner

I got the cold shoulder

Blonde Thanksgiving

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone.

The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"


First thanksgiving

Why did the Pilgrims spend their first Thanksgiving eating outside with the Indians?

They didn't have reservations

Turkey Shoot

I shot my first Thanksgiving turkey this year.

Scared the hell out of everyone else in the grocery store.


Turkey Recovery

The day after Thanksgiving someone wished me Happy Turkey Recovery Day

Sorry to burst your bubble, but those turkeys aren't recovering from yesterday


I like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies

Everything else is just gravy

How to cook a turkey


Ready for Thanksgiving, steps for a great Turkey!!!

Step 1. Buy a turkey

Step 2. Have a glass of wine

Step 3. Stuff the turkey

Step 4. Have a glass of wine

Step 5. Put turkey in oven

Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine

Step 7. Turk the bastey

Step 8. Wine of glass another get

Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer

Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine

Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours

Step 12. Take the over out of the turkey

Step 13. Tet the sable

Step 14. Grab another wottle of bine

Step 15. Turk the carvey!!!

Table Manners

Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?

A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Chicken Joke

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chicken's day off!



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