This week the blog has been very much about Thanksgiving. Home Depot is a great place to buy thanksgiving gifts and everything to make your thanksgiving go with a swing. We Are Coupons helps you save money at Home Depot when shopping online with the best Home Depot Coupons you can download. So, this week we thought we would end the week on some Thanksgiving jokes
Addicted to Thanksgiving
I used to be addicted to thanksgiving leftovers,
but then I quit cold turkey
Global Thanksgiving Issues
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
I was late to my cannibal family's Thanksgiving dinner
I got the cold shoulder
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone.
The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.
"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.
"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"
Why did the Pilgrims spend their first Thanksgiving eating outside with the Indians?
They didn't have reservations
I shot my first Thanksgiving turkey this year.
Scared the hell out of everyone else in the grocery store.
The day after Thanksgiving someone wished me Happy Turkey Recovery Day
Sorry to burst your bubble, but those turkeys aren't recovering from yesterday
I like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies
Everything else is just gravy
How to cook a turkey
Ready for Thanksgiving, steps for a great Turkey!!!
Step 1. Buy a turkey
Step 2. Have a glass of wine
Step 3. Stuff the turkey
Step 4. Have a glass of wine
Step 5. Put turkey in oven
Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine
Step 7. Turk the bastey
Step 8. Wine of glass another get
Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer
Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours
Step 12. Take the over out of the turkey
Step 13. Tet the sable
Step 14. Grab another wottle of bine
Step 15. Turk the carvey!!!
Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chicken's day off!