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Funny Friday: water jokes

Funny Friday:  water jokes

At Lowes they care about the environment and have more and more green, eco and water saving ideas instore. With a Lowes Printable Coupon from We Are Coupons you can save money on all these good things and save the planet too.  If that doesn’t make you smile these water jokes might

Sharing Water

Me next door neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.

We got a long well.

Politics and Water

Officials have found a brain-eating Amoeba in the water supply of Washington DC. Officials are worried

After all, there's a good chance the Amoebas will starve to death

In charge of water

My boss just told me I'm now in charge of controlling the town water supply.

Well I'll be dammed

Getting out of bed

If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water, before you go to bed.

That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

Real Beer

Three men walk into a bar. One works for Budweiser, one works for Corona, and one works for Guinness.

"What would you like?" the bartender asks the Budweiser worker.


"I'll have a Budweiser," says the Budweiser worker.


"And you?" the bartender asks the Corona worker.


"I'll have a Corona," responds the Corona worker.


"Let me guess," the bartender says to the Guinness worker, "you'd like a Guinness?"


"No thank you," comes the reply. "I'll just have some water."


"Water?" The bartender is taken aback. "Why not Guinness?"


"Because," says the Guinness worker, "if the other two aren't gonna have beer, I'm not gonna have it either."

Water Bills

My friend fell sick because he couldn't pay his water bills....

I hope he gets Well soon!

Modern Plumbers

After years of never having enough hot water, and countless cold showers, we finally had an on-demand water heater installed, that provides unlimited hot water.

And although the plumber did an excellent installation and worked quickly, we did not express our appreciation.


It was a tankless job.

Kids always win

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later, "Da-ad..."




"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"


"No, You had your chance. Lights out."


Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."




"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"


"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!"


Five minutes later: "Daaaa-aaaad..."




"When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?

Good Deed

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

I love supporting the community.


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