Many of us find ourselves in quarantine and staying at home and that means keeping fit is a little more challenging than normal. Lowes sells a wide range of equipment to help you keep fit at home and a Lowes Money Off coupon from We Are Coupons helps you save money in a great investment. However, keeping spirits up during this time can be hard work so here are some jokes about Gyms and fitness to make you smile
Army Fitness
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been cancelled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?
Weight for the heart
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
New Gym equipment
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'candy, chocolates. cookies...
In the locker room
Several men were in the locker room of the gym when a cell phone on a bench rang and a man put it on speaker and begins to talk. Everyone in the room stopped to listen.
Man: Hello!
Woman: Hi honey, its me. Are you at the club?
Man: Yes.
Woman: Im at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $2000: is it OK if I buy it?
Man: Sure, go ahead if you like that much.
Woman: I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one that I really liked.
Man: How much?
Woman: $90,000
Man: OK, but for that price I want it with all options.
Woman: Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Jane and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on market. They are asking $980,000 for it.
Man: Well, then go ahead and offer $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go to the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want.
Woman: OK. See you later! I love you too much!
Man: Bye, I love you too.
The man hung up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turned and asked: Anyone knows whose phone is this?
Gym Contracts
It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed
Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong.
Not a gym joke but funny
A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant: “How much is Barbie?”
“Well,” she says. “We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.”
“Hey, hang on,” the guy asks. “Why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?”
“Yeah, well, it’s like this, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”
