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Secret Admirer
For the past twenty years, I've received a Valentine's card from the same secret admirer. So, I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year.
First my granny dies, now this?
Veggie Valentines
I bought my girlfriend vegetables on valentine's day
She thinks i'm corny
Cheap Valentine
My girlfriend wants me to take her somewhere that they make they food right in front of you for Valentine’s.
Subway here I come...
Lonely Valentine
I love Valentines Day. The bottle of wine. The Heart-Shaped Ice Cream Cake...
Taking them home and eating them alone while crying and watching youtube videos.
Good times.
Cheating Valentine
I am really struggling on what to get my girlfriend for Valentines Day.
I mean, I’d hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing
Seeking Valentines
Alright, guys. It's that time of year again: I'm planning on taking my girlfriend out for Valentines Day
Can anyone recommend me a good girlfriend?
Forgetful Valentine
Two old men are sitting in the lounge chatting.
The one says,” You should try the restaurant my wife and I went to last night. Pricey but well worth the money.“
“Oh, what’s it called?” asks the other man enthusiastically.
His friend thinks for a minute,” Uhm…I…er…”
Obviously having a senior moment he says,” What’s that flower, you know, war named after it, given out on Valentine’s day?”
The other man says,” You mean the rose?”
His friend lets out a gleeful,” Yes! That’s it, a rose!”
He then turns in the chair and calls to his wife,” Rose! What’s the name of that place we ate at last night?”
Valentine Lawyer
Mike walked into a Post Office just before Valentine’s Day
He couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” asked Mike.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.
Thoughtful Valentines
This Valentine's Day, I'm sending telepathic gifts.
Because it's the thought that counts.
Headless Valentine
I received a bunch of flowers for valentines day, with the heads cut off
I think I was being stalked
