Saving money at Home Depot with a Home Depot Coupon from We Are Coupons is one thing. Another thing entirely is planning your home maintenance and finding ways to save. This week We Are Coupons has covered a variety of aspects in home maintenance and planning and just because, here are some jokes about planning because in reality, planning is no joke…
Dentists
If 2020 is not bad enough already, I've just read about dentists planning a national strike next month
Brace yourselves.
Russian Entertainment
A clever Russian is planning on a streaming service exclusively for banned films.
He's going to call it Nyetflix.
Crows
Three crows planned a meeting and only two of them showed up
They were charged for attempted murder
See what happens
Gf: what are your plans for today?
Me: a friend and I are going out to buy glasses
Gf: and after that?
Me: I guess we'll see
Study Plans
In college, I plan to study Food Science, specializing in carbonated beverages.
My dad always wanted me to become a fizzicist
Unknown Plans
I formed the habit of not telling anyone about my plans until I succeed
now I fail without anybody even knowing.
The Devil’s Plans
The devil has started to get really self conscious about his receding hairline and is planning to take out his anger on the humans if he cant find a solution.....
There's going to be hell toupee
A Plan to Kill
A woman goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide...
A woman goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. The pharmacist is shocked and said “what do you need cyanide for?”
“I plan to poison my husband”, she tells him. “I’m sorry, but there’s absolutely no way I can give you cyanide for that” the pharmacist says angrily.
The woman reaches into her purse and takes out a hidden camera photo of her own husband sleeping with the pharmacists wife.
“Sorry, I didn’t realize you had a prescription”
Holiday Plans
I'm planning a camping holiday but, I have to say, I'm far from impressed with my travel insurance.
It turns out if someone steals my tent in the night, I'll no longer be covered.
A Preachers Plans
A preacher tells his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. "
"To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, the preacher asks who read it, with every hand going up. The preacher smiles and says, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
Seasonal Plans
Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall
it took me a moment to realize they meant “autumn” and not the fall of civilization.
Apple’s latest plans
Apple is planning on releasing a car
it will have Windows .
