Lowes loves helping people live environmentally friendly loves and has more and more green products on its shelves. You can save money on these green products with a Lowes Money Off Coupon from We Are Coupons. If that doesn’t make you laugh these jokes will
Green Halloween
Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's bad for the environment.
Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.
The Benefits of Smoking
Why is smoking good for the environment?
Because it kills humans
Greta Joke
What do call it when your child teaches you something about the environment?
Instant Greta-fication.
Miners and the Earth
Had a conversation with a Miner about the effects it had on the environment.
The conversation got rocky.
Straws
I told my friend that he really shouldn't be using a straw and he replied, "Yeah, I know, I know, it's bad for the environment." I said, "Sure, there's that..."
"But it's just a really weird way of eating spaghetti."
Outstanding
A boy was standing in his father's wheat farm for several hours.....
His father finally asked him "son, why are you wasting your time standing out here?"
Son replied "father, I am not wasting my time, I am trying to win a nobel prize!"
The father thought he was studying the environment and was impressed, still he asked "how do you plan on doing that?"
Son replied "I have heard that people who won Nobel prizes were outstanding in various fields. So I am doing the same."
Computer Care
If Mac users care more about the environment more than Windows users
Then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycling bin?
Recycling
This Earth Day I decided I would become more environmentally concious
So I'm starting to recycle jokes
Natural Disasters
My friend likes to make off-color jokes about environmental disasters, like the Exxon Valdez and the Deepwater Horizon accidents.
He's so crude.
Farming
Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using hemp as a feed source for cattle.
The steaks have never been higher.
More straws
I just had my first experience with one of those new environmentally-friendly, paper straws.
They suck.
Greta Again
Girls who talks about girls' problems are great.
But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.
Education
My university is so concerned about the environment..
They've been recycling past papers since 87'.
