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Funny Friday: The Environment

Funny Friday: The Environment

Lowes loves helping people live environmentally friendly loves and has more and more green products on its shelves. You can save money on these green products with a Lowes Money Off Coupon from  We Are Coupons. If that doesn’t make you laugh these jokes will

Green Halloween

Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's bad for the environment.

Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.


The Benefits of Smoking

Why is smoking good for the environment?

Because it kills humans

Greta Joke 

What do call it when your child teaches you something about the environment?

Instant Greta-fication.

Miners and the Earth

Had a conversation with a Miner about the effects it had on the environment.

The conversation got rocky.


I told my friend that he really shouldn't be using a straw and he replied, "Yeah, I know, I know, it's bad for the environment." I said, "Sure, there's that..."

"But it's just a really weird way of eating spaghetti."


A boy was standing in his father's wheat farm for several hours.....

His father finally asked him "son, why are you wasting your time standing out here?"

Son replied "father, I am not wasting my time, I am trying to win a nobel prize!"

The father thought he was studying the environment and was impressed, still he asked "how do you plan on doing that?"

Son replied "I have heard that people who won Nobel prizes were outstanding in various fields. So I am doing the same."

Computer Care

If Mac users care more about the environment more than Windows users

Then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycling bin?



This Earth Day I decided I would become more environmentally concious

So I'm starting to recycle jokes

Natural Disasters

My friend likes to make off-color jokes about environmental disasters, like the Exxon Valdez and the Deepwater Horizon accidents.

He's so crude.



Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using hemp as a feed source for cattle.

The steaks have never been higher.


More straws

I just had my first experience with one of those new environmentally-friendly, paper straws.

They suck.


Greta Again

Girls who talks about girls' problems are great.

But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.


My university is so concerned about the environment..

They've been recycling past papers since 87'.

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