Cleaning you house is never fun, even with the right cleaning equipment purchased from Lowes using a We Are Coupons Lowes Printable Coupon it is never fun. These jokes will make you laugh out loud and maybe appreciate the joy of cleaning the house and doing chores…
A good trade
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because…
…It's my way or the Huawei.
Chores day
What do you call that day when you finally do all the chores and work you've let pile up?
Tomorrow
Married to Jesus Christ
Some women would find things to complain about even if they were married to Jesus Christ Himself.
Some women would find things to complain about even if they were married to Jesus Christ Himself.
"Jesus, did you unload the dishwasher?"
"Honey, I was feeding the 5000."
"Don't give me that... Did you clean the sink?"
"Wist ye not that I must be about My Father's business. The kingdom of God is among you."
"The kingdom of God ain't getting any til His chores are done."
"I'll get right on that, Babe
Stop Complaining
My daughter was whining about her chores.
She asked if she needed to vacuum the whole apartment.
I said, "no, just do the floor."
5 pieces of advice to men for a happy life for Men
- You should find a woman that helps you with the cleaning and the chores.
- You should find a woman that is a good cook.
- You should find a woman that you can trust and share your feelings with.
- You should find a woman that enjoys making love to you.
- Last and the most important thing is that these 4 women should never meet.
Cleaning Quotes
- “Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. —Mario Buatta”
- “Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places”
- “My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party so I invited all her friends over and made them clean the house.”
- “My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it!”
- “Housework can’t kill you but why take a chance.” – Phyllis Diller
- “Dear small line of dirt that won’t go into the dustpan I hate you with every part of my soul.”
- “Nothing inspires cleanliness more than an unexpected guest.” – Radhika Mundra
- “I clean when I’m frustrated. so if you show up unannounced and our house is clean… you might want to reconsider your visit.”
- “Instead of cleaning the house I just watch an episode of Hoarders and think, “well my house looks great!””
- “I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can’t find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.” —Celia Cruz
