Lowes love making the homes of people happy and this includes helping them with their pats. With a Lowes Money Off Coupon from We Are Coupons you can save money on many things you need to make your pets happy. Now, if making your pets happy doesn’t make you happy these pet related jokes will.
Buying Kittens
How do you buy a kitten when the pet store is closed? (Joke from a 10 yr old)
You order it from the Cat-alog
Pet Rabbits
A little girl goes to the pet store
She ask the owner of the store if he has any bunnies.
“Well sure sweetie!” He says and takes her to where the bunnies are, “I have a few different bunnies I have this white one with floppy ears, or this fluffy little brown one, or I even have this cute one with black spots! What kind of bunny did you have in mind?”
So the little girl looks over the bunnies and then back to the pet store owner and replies, “quite frankly mister I don’t think my snake gives a damn.”
Keeping Horses
It’s not a good idea to have a horse as a pet if you live in a city.
They need to grow up ..in a stable environment.
Beekeeping
I went to a pet store to buy 12 bees..
They gave me 13..
The extra one was a freebie.
Pet Dolphin
My buddy has been really depressed since his pet dolphin died.
His life has no porpoise.
Snake for sale
I was trying to sell my pet python today
Guy asked: “is it big?”
I said: “Huge!”
He said: “How many feet?”
I said: “None - it’s a snake!”
Fish and Fishermen
A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. "You're going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket" But, officer, I didn't catch these -- they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done they jump back into the bucket."Oh really? This I've got to see. If you can prove it, I'll let you go."r>
The fisherman empties the bucket into the lake and waits patiently. A few minutes go by and nothing happens.
Game warden: So where are the fish?
Pet Ducks
I recently bought my pet duck a mask, to protect it from corona virus...
It’s nothing flashy, but it fits the bill
Robbing a Pet Store
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were robbing a pet sore...
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were robbing a pet store.
Suddenly the cops show up and they all quickly hide in sacks.
The cops kick the first sack with the Englishman in and he goes "meow".
They move on and kick the second sack and the Scotsman goes "woof".
They then kick the third sack with the Irishman in and he says "potatoes".
