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PhD in History
My nerdy friend got a Ph.D on the History of Palindromes.
He’s now Dr.Awkward.
History of Chess
I've recently started to learn about the history of chess boards
Seems they have quite the checkered past.
Dark Age Truth
Why were the early days of history called dark ages?
Because there were so many knights.
I just read a story about songs in history and the pitches in which they were sung.
For example, a march to battle was sung around middle D. Gregorian chants were sung from low D to middle G.
It seems that most, if not all, pirate shanties were sung on the high C’s.
A dog walks into a natural history museum
Asking for a piece of the new dinosaur exhibit to prove an important theory
In return the dog offered what looked like a tiny black speck encased in amber
The research assistant was visiting from Ireland and was very much out of his intellectual depth. Not wanting to seem ignorant, the Irishman quickly took the speck to the head archaeologist who was instantly ecstatic.
Seeing the questioning look on the researchers face, he explained:
It's a nit gnat you paddy hack, give the dog a bone
Smartest President in History
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, 'I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die.' So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, 'I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die.' He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, 'My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.'
The little boy said, 'That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag.
I just started a short book on the history of luminance.
It's a little light reading.
WW2 History Truth
During WW2 my grandad downed over 35 German planes...
He still holds the record as the worst mechanic in Luftwaffe history.
Robbing the bank
The robber waved a gun and warned the bank teller: "Fill up this bag with cash or else you're geography!"
"You mean history?" "Don't change the subject!"