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Truth
I don't trust stairs.
They are always up to something.
Criminals
What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Asian Person
There was that asian guy who fell down a bunch of stairs
It was Wong on so many levels
Advice After a Fall
A old woman visits a doctor after a falling down the stairs, injuring her hip.
Doctor: “you took quite a tumble, you are going to need to take it easy and definitely avoid stairs for several weeks while you heal.”
Woman: “I suppose I could sleep downstairs, but what if I realize I need something and it is upstairs?”
Doctor: “Do you have a neighbor you could ask that could help you?”
Woman, resigned to the inconvenience and discomfort of the next several weeks replies: “well, I suppose I could ask a neighbor”.
Six weeks later she visits her doctor for a follow up…
Doctor: “You are healing nicely, but be very careful on stairs for now on, ok?”
Woman: “That is good news, doctor, so you mean I can start using stairs again?”
Doctor: “Yes, but be careful so as not to take another tumble.”
Woman: “Oh, that is wonderful! My neighbor lent me a ladder but it has been quite an ordeal climbing it with this hip!”
Anxiety
Stairs really freak me out and give me anxiety
I think I need to approach this fear step by step
Upbringing
My brother prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
Grammar
A prisoner slipped on the stairs 5 years into his 14 year sentence.
He suffered some minor injuries but he decided to pretend to be in a coma for rest of his sentence.
When he finally decided to drop the act on the last day of his sentence, the warden arrested him again, because you aren't supposed to end a sentence with a coma.
Voodoo Upstairs
Yesterday my wife shouted down to me from up stairs. ‘Do you ever get a shooting pain across your chest, like someone’s got a voodoo doll and they're stabbing it with a needle?’
'No,' I called back.
She shouted, ‘How about now?’
Blondes
A blonde and two brunettes had to climb 100 stairs without laughing
On each stair they were told a joke, and they got funnier every stair higher.
The first brunette only made it to the first stair.
The second brunette made it to the fifth stair before she laughed.
The blonde slowly made her way up all the stairs, until finally she was at the 99th stair, where she let out a chuckle.
The brunettes, in awe of how well she did, asked her why she laughed.
She replied “I finally got the first joke”
