While many of us are now staying at home, many having used their Lowes Printable Coupons to stock up on essentials we can't help but look up at the sky and just see how the seasons change almost daily. We all need a chuckle and some laughter so here are a few weather jokes
Canadian Winter
On a fishing trip to a remote lake in Northern Quebec, I asked the outfitter, “Do you stay here during the winter?” “No,” he said. “The snow gets too deep. We can’t get supplies in. Like many Canadians, I go south for the winter.” “Oh,” I said. “Where do you go?” “Vermont.”
Daylight saving in Seattle
Q: What does daylight saving time mean in Seattle?
A: An extra hour of rain
British weather
Q: What do you call a month's worth of rain?
A: England
Seattle Again
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Finding weather
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?
Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
After the weekend
There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It’s called Monday.
Logical thinking
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
Basketball Joke
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called “Humidity” so that fans in Florida will be able to say, “It’s not the Heat that’s so bad, it’s the Humidity.”
One more for Seattle
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it’s going to rain. If not, it already is.
