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Teenage Boyfriend
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They’re appalled by his haircut, tattoos and piercings.
The boy leaves and the girl’s mom remarks, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
*“Oh, come on Mom! If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 300 hours of community service?”*
Making Out
Yesterday I saw two teenagers making out in the park, reminds me of my teenage days….
reminds me of my teenage days when I used to see other teenagers make out in the park
Prom Night
A teenager has a crush on a girl, and decides to ask her to the prom.
The girls accepts, and the boy is over the moon. Because he wants this night to be perfect, he decides he needs to dress his best, so, a couple of weeks before the prom he looks to rent a tuxedo.
When he gets to the store there are already people waiting in line, but he waits anyway, and gets his tuxedo.
He wants himself and his date to arrive in style, so he looks to rent a limousine for the night.
He goes to the limousine centre, and finds a line of people waiting to rent out a limo, but he patiently waits in line, and manages to hire a limo for prom night.
The morning of the prom he decides to buy his date a bunch of flowers. When he arrives at the florist, he sees a long line of people waiting for their bouquets. He’s annoyed, but he waits patiently, and manages to buy a big bouquet.
During the prom, everything is going well, the boy is dancing with his date, and having a good time.
His date whispers into his ear to ask if he can get her some fruit punch.
The boy looks over at the table and there was no punchline
When I was a teenager…
…I worked as a bag boy in a southern supermarket (Publix). As one of the busiest stores, we were chosen to test making fresh squeezed juice in the store at customers’ request. As a social person, this sounded like a pretty cool job so I asked my manager if I could get some shifts on the juice machine. Unfortunately, it wasn’t possible because baggers can’t be juicers
Lighbulbs
How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Teenage Drivers
A teenager tells his father, “There’s water in my car’s carburetor.”
The father looks confused and says, “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
But the son insists, “I’m telling you, there’s water in the carburetor.”
His father is starting to get a little nervous. “You don’t even know what a carburetor is” he says, “I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
“In the pool.”
