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Funny Friday: Technology

Funny Friday: Technology

Home Depot is becoming more hi tech every day. What with smart this and smart that they could be seen as more than just a hardware store but the place you buy your tech. Buying tech from Home Depot online is the best way to shop and with a Home Depot Online Shopping coupon you can save a lot of money. That is no joke, but we can have a chuckle at technology and this week our Funny Friday is about technology

Fan Factories

They are developing a brand new fan technology

It's so cool

Home Movies

Never thought I'd see a day where technology is so advanced you can watch a movie at home with the same experience,

But here VR

Man Apart

A German, an Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishmen are debating philosophy. The question arises over the course of their debates: what separates man from the animals?

"Technology," says the German. "Other creatures have tools, yet none can match the heights of engineering we have accomplished. It is our industry that separates us from the beasts."

"I disagree," announces the Italian. "It is our food. The creatures of the wild eat, but they do not cook. Humans on the other hand, create amazing dishes and new combination that make eating a most enjoyable experience."

"I say it's art," decides the Frenchman. "No other being can create art. From our earliest days we have painted, and now we sculpt, write and compose as well. The wild animals cannot ever know what it is like to cry over a beautiful piece of art."

All three now look towards the Englishman, expecting his answer. He takes a long sip of tea before answering, "The English Channel".

What’s the difference between I.T. and management?

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “Yes. You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.” “You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist. “I do” replies the man. “How did you know?” “Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.” The man below replies, “You must work in management.” “I do,” replies the balloonist, “But how’d you know?” “Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”

Technology Truth

Google has a purchase recommendation feature.

It essentially looks over your shoulder when you are on the computer. It scans your emails, sees what you are doing on-line, what sites you frequent, who you talk too, what you talk about and what you spend your money on. Then it tells you what you should do with your money.

I don't need that. I have a wife.

 

 

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