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Handy
You know what’s pointless?
A hand with no fingers.
Vowels
My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important.
I won.
Pencils
Did you hear about the man who got depressed after he lost his favourite pencil sharpener?
Everything seemed pointless!
Shapes
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless!
3D Shapes
What are the most pointless things in the world?
Spheres
eBay
eBay is so pointless
I tried to search up lighters and all they had was 18,063 matches
The Earth
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
Because if the Earth is round, their world would be pointless
Another Pencil
I made a pencil with two erasers
It was pointless
Pets
I took my kid to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine who had lost all its quills.
I said, “That seems pointless.”
Computer Games
Why do good programmers never put circles into their games?
Because no one likes pointless features.
Crazy Neighbor
My Neighbor Is Trying To Argue That Spheres Have Corners
I don't listen to his ramblings because they're pointless
In Class
"Can someone give an example of things that are useless?" The teacher asked.
Me: *raises hand*
Teacher: Very good. Any other examples?
Microsoft
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into the Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility when his instruments went out. So, he began circling around looking for a landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous.
Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the guy, "Hey where am I?" To this, the solitary office worker replies, "You're in a plane." The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.
The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless, therefore, that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just five miles due East."
