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Funny Friday: Investments

Funny Friday:  Investments

This week we have touched on Investment at Home Depot and maybe you have learned a little something new about America’s favorite company.  At Home Depot you can save money using a We Are Coupons Home Depot Discount Coupon, that is very much a great investment. If that does not make you smile, these investment jokes just might.

Business Banking

A robber pulled a gun on the bank clerk and manager saying, “Give me all the money! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession. You know, initial investment is needed to cover the overheads until my cash flow is established.”

The bank manager said to the clerk, “You’d better do what he says, I think he means business.”

Skateboard Banking

Why is a skateboard a good investment?

Because you can flip it.

Investment Issues for Superman

Batman invited all the superheros to an evening discussing bitcoin investments

Superman didn't go because it was a crypto-night.

Irish Investment

Why is Ireland a good investment ?

Cause its capital is dublin'

Easy Money

After 40 years of hard work, a man retired with $5,000,000.00 which he had gained through courage, diligence, initiative, skill, devotion to duty, thrift, efficiency, shrewd investment..

And the death of an uncle who left him $4,999,999.50

Superb Investment

What was your best investment?

My wife

Lifetime Investment

This morning I heard someone shouting loudly on a megaphone outside my window. Saying "If you invest $15.00 just once, you can sit and eat for the rest of your life".

I went out onto the balcony with curiosity and saw the idiot, he was selling chairs..


My friend Dave was a single guy living at home with his Father and working in the family business. He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly Father died.

Dave wanted two things:

1. To learn how to invest his inheritance.

2. To find a wife to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my Father will die, and I'll inherit $20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman requested his business card.

Two weeks later, she became his Stepmother.

Happy Days

My investment banker used all of my money to buy a leather jacket and a motorcycle, and when I asked for it back he told me to 'sit on it'.

I think he might be running a Fonzi scheme.

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