Christmas is pretty much here, it only seems like yesterday that we were celebrating it last but it is here, just look at your calendar! Home Depot has all the home décor ideas you need for Christmas this year and using a Home Depot Money Off Coupon from We Are Coupons you can save money on all the decorations you need. At the heart of the Christmas home is the Christmas tree and for that reason our jokes this week are all about the Christmas Tree.
Military Tree
What do you call the Christmas tree of a General?
Highly Decorated
True Words
What is something you can say to praise a Christmas tree but shouldn't say about a woman?
Looks pretty in the darkness.
Star Wars
Why was Luke under the Christmas tree?
He wanted to feel Obi Wan's presents.
Blondes
Two blondes are walking in forest searching for a Christmas tree
They both walk a long time but couldn't find a good one. Hour by hour passes but still none of them are good enough. It's already getting pitch dark. It's already midnight and finally one of them suddenly says "ugh, let's just pick one without decorations"
Cats
I don't understand why cats climb Christmas trees...
they should be afraid of the BARK
After Christmas
My Christmas tree wss very happy when I removed the decorations from it.
It was absolutely delighted.
Past Christmas
Why are christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present's beneath them
Lit vs Burning
Mommy, mommy, christmas tree is burning!
Sweetie, the christmas tree is lit, not burning.
Mommy, the carpet and curtains are now lit too!
In the loft
Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids...
...shame really, they would have loved a kitten.
The cost of trees
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't
want to pay for it."
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining,
he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.
"I got it at a tree lot."
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
"Because I didn't want to pay."
Cats again
My cat has been nibbling on the Christmas tree...
Now she's coughing up fir balls
