This week we have done our best to keep you clean. With a We Are Coupons Home Depot Coupon you can save money on all your cleaning materials. If that does not make you smile then these washing and cleaning jokes will..
Mermaids
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Family Car Wash
A dad was washing his car with his son.
After a while, the son finally asked "Can't you just use the sponge?"
Clean Christmas
How do you wash your hands on christmas?
With Santatizer!
Borrowing Money
The husband entered the shower, when his wife had just finished washing herself and left the bathroom.
Suddenly, the door-bell rang.
The wife quickly wrapped herself in a towel and ran to open the door.
A neighbour, Jack, was standing there.
Seeing the woman, he said: “I’ll give you 1000$, if you take off the towel”.
After thinking for 5–10 seconds, the woman took off the towel.
The neighbour looked at her, gave 1000$ and went his way.
The wife again wrapped the towel around herself and returned to the bathroom.
“Who rang the bell?” - the husband asked.
“Jack, our neighbour” - she replied.
“Ohh great” - the husband added - “Did he say anything about the $1000 he owes me?”
Not so dirty money
Today I accidentally put my wallet in the washing machine
I suppose I'm now a money launderer
Slinky Time
When should you wash a stinky slinky?
During spring cleaning
Wet Phone
I dropped my phone while washing the dishes
Guess it is in sync now .....
Dirty Coffee Mugs
I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself...
I really need to wash some mugs.
Religiously Clean
I am not worried about getting sick. I wash my hands religiously.
Every Christmas and Easter.
Tough Job
I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now.
He replied that he was currently working on:
Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment
I was impressed......
On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision
COVID19 and Bar Snacks
Since everybody has now started washing their hands,
The peanuts at the bar have lost their taste
Dog Wash
My dalmatian got away from me and ran through a car wash.
Now he's spotless.
Blondes
A blonde walks into a bar
Asks for a car wash
