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Funny Friday : Festive Fun

Funny Friday :  Festive Fun

Home Depot loves to keep people happy, We Are coupons keeps Home Depot Shopper happier still when they shop online with the best Home Depot Coupons.  It is the holiday season, things are festive and despite the challenges we all deserve a laugh and a chuckle. So here are some seasonal joke to laugh along with…


Snow or Rain

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman.

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

“The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Killing Santa?

When I Was A Child Santa Gave Me Coal One Year For Christmas, So I Poisoned His Cookies And Milk

Somehow he found out and killed my dad!


Facts About Christmas

Why is being a parent on Christmas Day like being at work?

You do all the work and some guy in a suit takes credit.


Star Wars Christmas

“Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas this year.”

“I have felt your presents.”


Christmas Holiday

I asked my boss, “Can I get two weeks of vacation during Christmas?”

Boss: It’s May.

Me: I’m sorry. May I get two weeks off during Christmas?


Fancy Dress

I’ve decided I’m dressing in a costume for Christmas. I’m going to wear a fleece jacket, show off pictures of kids and carry a GPS navigation unit. I’m going as......



Dying on Christmas Eve

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."


The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a Christmas candle", he said.


"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.


The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're Jingle Bells."


Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".


The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.


St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"


The man replied, "These are Carol's."


Christmas Knock Knock

Knock knock

Who's there?



Mary who?


Mary Christmas!


Knock knock.


Who's there?



Anna who?


Anna happy new year!



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