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Science
In my Science class we were talking about Kinetic and Potential energy. I said outloud "No wonder my mom calls me Kinetic"
"Because I have no Potential"
Names
"You're a unit of electrical energy, Harry."
"I'm a watt?"
Texas
What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire?
A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.
Free Energy
Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy efficient kind.
But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work has been completed for a whole year and I had yet to pay for them.
Boy oh boy did we go 'round. Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year. . that in one year the windows would pay for themselves.
There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up and I haven't heard back. Guess I must have won that silly argument.
Wind
What did the wind turbine say when asked what they thought about sustainable energy?
I'M A HUGE FAN!
Marriage
I've been reading 'Lord Of The Rings' and apparently, Gollum was once a normal man, but wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life...
Must be the same ring I put on when I got married...
Clever Energy
All those people who believee in telekinetic energy...
Please raise my hand.
Stealing Power
Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you pleade?"
Robot, the defendant: "Guilty as charged"
Musical Power
Why are musicians so good with electricity?
They are always near conductors!
Energy Foods
My grandpa used to sprinkle a tablespoon of gunpowder on his eggs every morning.
Said it gave him energy through the day. When he died at the ripe old age of 96, he left behind a grieving wife, 6 children, 14 grandchildren, 3 great grandchildren and a 25 foot hole in the side of the crematorium.
Just because
A weasel goes to the bar
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”
The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel.
Utility Bills
Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time...
I was shocked
