Lowes has been helping Americans make their homes look and feel amazing for decades. Anyone can head to Lowes armed with a Lowes Money Off Coupon from We Are Coupons and save money on just about everything. When you get new items from Lowes you may need to dispose of old stuff, however the in thing these days is to recycle rather than dispose. This weeks jokes are all about recycling and we hope they make you smile.
Soda Drinks
I used to work in a recycling plant, crushing cans.
But I had to quit, it was soda pressing.
Military Recycling
What do you call a high ranking soldier who hates recycling?
General Waste.
Car Batteries
I called my local recycling centre about what to do with old batteries.
They said they'd take them free of charge.
You’re Fired
My buddy has been sacked from his job in recycling.
I can't believe he has gone and thrown it all away.
Shoes
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop...
It was sole destroying
Chewing Gum
I'm trying to start a chewing gum recycling company...
I just need a little help getting it off the ground.
Cars
What happened to the car that got recycled?
It was reincarnated.
Calculus
What do you call recycled calculus jokes?
Derivative humor.
Bikes
I don't understand people who don't recycle...
Why would you buy a bike and only ride it once?
Computers
If Mac users care more about the environment more than Windows users
Then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycling bin?
Garbage Cans
I caught my wife going through the neighbour’s bins...
She's not nosey, she’s just terrible at parking!
Christmas
So three friends met up for the holidays,
The first two are waiting on the third when one says to the other:
"Hey, I made you a song for Christmas!" and then starts beat-boxing this amazing tune. It's got great rhyme & rhythm, and the other guy is blown away.
A little later the third friend shows up, and the second one says to him: "yo, I made you a song for Christmas!" And he rips into the \*same\* song.
The first is, of course taken aback, and calls him out -- "Dude! I made that song for **you**! What gives?"
To which the second replies: "Did you forget? Gift rap is 100% recyclable!"
The New Tesla
Tesla briefly investigated reusable bio engines made from plants. Wooden car body, wooden wheels and a wooden engine.
It wooden go.
Goats
Two goats are eating garbage
The first one finds a roll of film and eats it.
When he's done, the second one asks, "how did you like the movie?"
The first one responds, "it was OK, but I liked the book better."
