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Funny Friday: Summer Jokes

Funny Friday: Summer Jokes

It is summer and Home Depot has everything you need on your vacation at home the improve your home. While saving money at Home Depot online with a We Are Coupons Home Depot Discount Coupon makes you smile summer itself should make you super happy. To really put a smile on your face here a few summer related jokes

Two Year olds on Vacation

My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than a dozen relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and everyone was relieved when we found Alex playing calmly in the woods. "Listen to me, Alex," his mother said sharply. "From now on when you want to go someplace, you tell Mommy first, okay?" Alex thought about that for a moment and said, "Okay. Disney World."

Vermont Weather Forecast

Vacationing in Vermont, I picked up the local paper to check out the forecast. It read: Today: Sunny, 76. Tonight: Not so sunny, 55.

Summer in Canada

I asked my Canadian friend "Did you have a good Summer? He replied "Yes indeed, we had a great picnic that afternoon!"

Bad name for a summer camp

I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms.

It didn’t do so well, people kept telling me “Concentration Camp” was a bad name.

When Nuns Buy Beer

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"

The second nun answered "Indeed it would Sister, but I wouldn't feel comfortable buying beer as I am certain that it would cause a scene at the checkout counter."

"I can handle that without a problem" she replied as she picked up a six pack and headed for the checkout.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six pack of beer.

"We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "A shampoo, of sorts, if you will."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said "The curlers are on the house."


Humpty Dumpty… yes Groan!

After a disappointing summer...

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.


Visiting Wales

On a summer's day, two American tourists were driving through Wales ...

At the beautiful village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch,

they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the blonde waitress,

''Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly".


The girl leaned over and said: - ''Burrr ........gurr .......king''

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