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Japanese Pans
Bob gets a job at a Japanese restaurant...
In the kitchen he notices all the pots, pans, plates, etc have names stamped on them. His boss says it's for easy identification.
One day the cook asks him to go get a wok. So Bob goes into the back and grabs the first thing he can find that resembles a wok with the name "Peter" in bold letters on the side and brings it to the cook.
The cook looks at it and shakes he head.
"Peter pan! He no wok, he fry!"
Writers
What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?
Plot Holders.
Fried Eggs
What did the egg say to the frying pan
Yolkgottabekiddingme!!
Back Seat Driver
A wife is frying eggs for her husband in the morning
Suddenly the husband appears behind the wife's back and says:
"Careful, CAREFUL, put more fat in the pan! You're frying too many at a time. TOO MANY! Flip them! FLIP THEM! Come on!
Put more fat in there. Oh dear lord. How are you gonna make space for the fat now, look, they're sticking to the pan! Careful!
Careful now! You never listen to me when I cook! NEVER! Flip them over already. HURRY! ARE YOU CRAZY? Take it easy! EASY! Nooo, don't forget the salt. Put salt on them, SALT!"
The wife stares at her husband:
"What's wrong with you? You think I can't fry a few eggs?"
The husband answers calmly:
"I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
Classmates
What is it called when someone steals a large frying pan from a smaller classmate?
Taking a long wok off a short peer.
Reasons
I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.
Dad Joke
There were 2 sausages in a frying pan.
One sausage says to the other damn it's hot in here! The other sausage says Wow! a talking sausage.
Toilets
Do you know the difference between a toilet and a pan?
If you clicked to see the answer don’t ever ask me to eat at your place.
True words
Having a non stick pan with a sticker stuck on it saying non stick pan is one of the reasons I don’t think humans deserve control over earth
Race Horses
A man comes home after a long day, his wife then hits him in the back of the head with a frying pan
He clutches his head in pain asking her, “Honey why? Why did you do that?” She answers, “When I was doing your laundry I found a receipt in your pocket with a woman’s name on it.” He responds, “That’s why you hit me? Honey Mary-Ann is a horse I bet on, that’s the receipt for my bet.” She accepts that and apologizes and they make up.
Next week the same thing happens, he comes home and is struck in the back of his head with a frying pan, the husband asks, “AGAIN? You hit me in the head with a frying pan again, why?!”
The wife looks at him and says, “Your horse called.”
