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Funny Friday: Kitchen Jokes

Funny Friday: Kitchen Jokes

The Kitchen is the hear of the home and the best way to make your kitchen better is to buy a few things from Lowes while saving Money with a Lowes Printable Coupon from We Are Coupons. So just for fun on this funny Friday here are a few jokes with a kitchen related theme to make you smile

Dietary Requirements

I woke up this morning and found my wife washing a big mac in the kitchen sink..
Me: Honey, what are you doing?
Wife: The doctor told me I need to lose weight, and I should start by cleaning up my diet.


Total Cobblers


“Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone,” mother said, going upstairs.
But I couldn’t help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting.


“Nobody’s going to wear those,” I said. “They’re stupid.”


But on he worked.

Icey Cold

"Sorry about all that ice I spilt in your kitchen earlier", my friend said.
I told him, "Don't worry about it, it's all water under the fridge now".


Obligatory Trump Joke


Why was Trump excited to discover a teakettle in the kitchen?
He found the whistleblower



If you work at a factory making kitchen worktops and you're very good at your job
Then ironically, you're being counter-productive


Monastery Kitchens

I once visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips...
I asked him, "Are you the friar?"

He said, "No, I'm the chip monk.."


Male and Female Flies

A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
“Have you hit any yet?” she asked

“Yeah, 3 male and 2 females”

Baffled she asked how he knew what they were

“Well 3 were in my beer and two were on the dishwasher”



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