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Got a big decision to make in November...
Pumpkin or pecan pie for thanksgiving?
What did Freddie Mercury say when he was informed about No Nut November?
"Nutting really matters to me"
It's November 10th 1823, Paris, France...
And 3 prisoners are to be executed on the public squared that day; An artist, a cook and an engineer. The artists walks up to the guillotine bows down and prays to god. The burrow releases the blade and it stops 10 centimeters above the artist's head. They try and try but the blade won't fall all the way down. The artists looks up and says "If the guillotine doesn't work, it's god's will that I continue to paint." The burrow has no other option and releases the artist. Next, the cook walks up to the guillotine, bows down and prays to god. The burrow releases the blade and there again, the blade falls short. The burrow tries and tries again and the cook finally ends up saying "If the guillotine doesn't work, it's god's will that I continue to cook." The burrow once again has to let the cook go. Finally, the last prisoner, the engineer, walks up to the guillotine, bows down and says his last words. The burrow releases the blade and once again, the blade falls short. The engineer looks up and says "Hey, I can fix that!"
A little son asks his father what a communism is...
...and the father starts explaining:
"Well, son, once upon a time there was this man named Lenin, except his real name was Uljanov. He had a friend named Stalin, except he wasn't his friend and his name was Dzugashvili. They started the October revolution, except it wasn't a revolution, it was a coup, and it wasn't in october, it was in november..."
"Wow, dad, what a mess!" proclaims the son.
"Son, now you understand communism!"
A Student Asks to go to The Bathroom....
Student: "Hey, can I go to the bathroom please?"
Teacher: "Its may..."
Student: "No, its actually November!"
How many seconds are there in one year?
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.