At your local Lowes store you can find a million storage ideas for your home, garden and even your workplace. With a Lowes Money Off Coupon from We Are Coupons you can save money on everything making your money go further. We take storage for granted and for this reason we rarely smile at it. However, these jokes about storage of all kinds you will laugh out loud
Microsoft
With all the increases in computer processing and storage...
You would think Microsoft would have released ExExcel by now.
Old Tupperware
Did you know in the Middle Ages there were large storages of lettuce in the middle east
That’s where they kept the Saladin
Painting Storage
What do you call an artist with plenty of storage?
A drawer.
And the winner is…
Two people were having a competition to name a storage unit, one of them wanted to call it a "sneaky shelf" and the other thought "deep cupboard" would fit nicely.
In the end the votes were almost even, so they called it a draw
Digital Storage
What was the first form of digital storage?
Gloves
Scary
How much storage does a skeleton have in his computer?
One terrorbyte
Books
My wife asked me to do some DIY to build some storage for our collection of encyclopaedias..
But I'm no good at DIY, so I went to the library to find out how to do it and asked the lady behind the desk..
"Do you have any books on shelves?"
Communication
A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband."
‟On what grounds?”
‟Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees.”
‟No, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?”
‟Yes, we've a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage.”
^(getting exasperated) ‟Does he beat you up?”
‟No, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he does not get up until after I've left for work.”
‟WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
‟We just can't seem to communicate.”
Roof Space
What do you call the troublesome storage area under your roof?
Water Storage
My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility.
Oh, three of them, actually.
Well, well, well...
Mirrors
Was helping my mum move some stuff from her room to storage. She pointed out a mirror and proceeded to ask “Would you be able to take this downstairs for me?”
I responded, much to her disappointment...
“I can see myself doing that”
Storing Potatoes
Three thieves went for thieving at a potato farmers house
They went into the storage to steal some potatoes. But after a while, the farmer eventually woke up. So, got into the storage to check what's happening. No options left, three thieves hid themselves into three different potato sacks.
The farmer poked the first sack and the first thief said "Meow!" like a cat.
"You moron! Cats don’t hide into potato sacks!" said the farmer and caught the first thief.
The farmer poked another sack and the second thief barked like a dog.
"You idiot or something? Dogs don't hide into potato sacks!" said the farmer and caught the second thief.
Then, the farmer poked another sack. This time, the third thief made no mistake, and screamed, "Potato! Potato!!"
