It is hard to believe that October is here and that Halloween has arrived once again. At Home Depot you can get everything to make your home extra spooky for Halloween and with some help from a Home Depot Money Off Coupon you can save money in doing so. If this doesn’t make you smile maybe these ghoulish Halloween Jokes will.
Costumes
My wife wants me to go as a bandaid this Halloween.
But I always have a hard time pulling it off.
COVID Joke
Halloween might be the safest day in this pandemic....
Americans will finally be wearing masks
Another Costume
On Halloween don't wear a dinosaur costume in bad neighborhoods.
You'll get Jurasskicked.
Best Costume Ever
Last Halloween I was driving my son around and we ran into a fire hydrant.
Probably the worst costume I've ever seen.
All of Us
Just took a quiz to find out what my spirit Halloween monster is ...
... apparently, deep down inside I'm a skeleton.
Musical Costumes
I wore a harp costume to a Halloween party.....
I wore a harp costume to a Halloween party, but my girlfriend thought it was too small. She called me a Lyre.
Real Thing that Happen
After trick-or-treating on Halloween, a teen takes a shortcut through a cemetery.
Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man chipping away at a headstone. "I thought you were a ghost," says the relieved teen. "What are you doing working so late?" "Oh, those idiots," grumbles the old man. "They misspelled my name!"
Halloween Candy
I told a knock knock joke while trick or treating last Halloween
I only got a couple Snickers
Halloween Fixes
How do you fix and update any security issues at halloween?
With a pumpkin patch!
Halloween Food
What do you call a Hot Dog on Halloween?
Hot Dog... Why would the date change anything?
At last the answer…
A man goes to a Halloween party dressed up as a chicken and he meets a girl dressed up as an egg.
The answer is the chicken.
Scary Facts
A dad buys his son a halloween costume
-Dad,can I take the price tag off now?It's really annoying..
-No,keep it until we get home so we can really scare mom
Another Winner
I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog.
I'm on a roll.
IT
Stephen King didn't like my Halloween costume.
I dressed like a clown but he said I was doing it wrong
Hollywood Halloween
Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone were discussing their next Halloween costumes. They wanted to get away from the typical scary characters and do something different.
Bruce: 'how about historical figures? I'll go as Freud.'
Sly: 'ok, sounds good. I'll go as Leonardo Da Vinci.'
Arnold Schwarzenegger overhears their discussion, walks over and replies 'I'll be Bach.'
