Easter is almost with us and 2022 is flying by. Home Depot has everything you need to make your home perfect for Easter. A Home Depot Money Off Coupon from We Are Coupons is the best way to save money on the Easter DIY you have been planning. If that doesn’t make you smile then these Easter jokes will.
Why do we color Easter eggs?
Because Jesus dyed for your sins.
My grandmother was a somnambulist who had recurring dreams of coloring Easter eggs
Conveniently, she dyed in her sleep last week.
Easter Bunny Love
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
True Easter Bunny
What do you call someone who isn't sure if the Easter Bunny is real?
I wasn't going to visit my family this Easter, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict.
So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
What does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs?
This Easter, the catholic church is sourcing all of it's bread and wine from a factory in China.
It's called mass production.
An already drunk man walks into a bar,
shouting "happy new year, everybody."
The bartender answers "its easter already, you moron."
The man becomes pale and mumbles "oh no, i am gonna be in real trouble with my wife, when i get home..
Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter?
It was an egg shell lent idea
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says.
"We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like Heck they're getting a divorce, she shouts. I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man,
"You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife.
"They're coming for Easter and paying their own way."
Modern Day Lent
What do you guys think of my idea to abstain from working with spreadsheets for 40 days before Easter?
Because personally, I think it's Excel Lent.