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No Cash or Card Here
What country does not accept cash or credit cards?
The Czech Republic
Card Detail … In detail
I’m giving out my personal credit card info to anyone that wants it
It’s several shades of blue, very thin, about 3” long and 2” tall with these little raised numbers and letters on it, it has what looks like a SIM card on one end, a WiFi symbol looking thingy on the front, it has a bunch of tiny words and some additional numbers on the back with a solid black section. Have fun shopping folks.
Stolen Card
Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Dating
The women I want to date are like my credit cards...
No interest.
Night-time use
What do you call it when you use a credit card at night?
A loan in the dark
Buying Furniture
Take 2: Someone stole my credit cards and apparently made a purchase in a furniture store.
I only found out when the bank contacted me and told me that my card had been reclined.
True for so many
I can't understand why my credit card keeps getting declined
Every time I log into my account online it says I have an outstanding balance.
Small Print
In my credit card statement there was an extra 666$ charge written in tiny fonts ...
As usual, the devil is in the details ...
For Math Geeks
A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied.
He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine.
Cars for Teenagers
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150.
His parents look at the truck and ask, "Where did you get that truck?!"
"I bought it today," he says.
"With what money?" says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost.
"Well," he says, "this one cost me just fifteen dollars."
The father looks at him like he's crazy. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?" he says.
"It was the lady up the street," says the boy. "I don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy her F150 for fifteen dollars."
"Oh my Goodness!" says the mother. "Maybe she's mentally ill or has Alzheimer's something. John, you better go see what's going on."
So the boy's father walks up the street to the house where the lady lives and finds her out in the yard calmly planting flowers.
He introduces himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Ford F150 truck for fifteen dollars and asks to know why she did it.
"Well," she says, "two days ago my husband left on a business trip. Yesterday I got a phone call from his boss and found out that he really ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back."
"Oh, my goodness, I'm so sorry," the father says. "But what does that have to do with my son and your truck?"
"Well, this morning he called and told me he was stranded because he got robbed of his wallet with all his credit cards and cash. He told me to sell his new F150 and send him the money. So I did."
