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Funny Friday: Electricity

Funny Friday:  Electricity

Lowes has everything you need to keep your power running when you are at home and the power goes off or even if you are out in the wilds. With a Lowes Money Off Coupon from We Are Coupons you can save money on generators and everything you need to keep your electricity flowing. If that doesn’t make you smile maybe these electric and electricity themed jokes will.

Electric Guitar

A woman is on trial for beating her abusive husband to death with his guitar collection.


The judge asks her "First offender?"


She replies "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."

Electric Cars

Why did it take up until last year for Volkswagen to finally manufacture electric cars in the United States?

Because it took them a while to get the bugs worked out


When we were in college, my roommates and I were so poor that we couldn’t afford to pay our electric bills.

It was…the darkest days of our lives.

Electric Chair

A murderer was secured to the electric chair, about to be executed.

The chaplain approached him and asked, "Do you have any last requests?"


"Yes," replied the murderer. "Would you hold my hand?"


I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house

He refused.


My 8 year-old kept chewing electrical wires…

…so I had to ground him.

Train Theft

A man steals and crashes a train and is then given the electric chair, but nothing happens.

guess he was a bad conductor


I opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time-

I was shocked!!

A story

Her body tensed and quivered as wave after wave of pure energy surged through it…

I probably should’ve told her about the new electric fence…


An Indian Archeologist goes China to meet his Archeologist friend.

Chinese man takes him to his working site, After digging for a while they found some electrical wires buried underground.


Chinese Guy: (to the Indian guy) Look, these wires look ancient, Unlike you Indians, we Chinese were so advanced back then that we used electrical technologies.


Indian Guy : That's cool (Says Awkwardly). We were kinda advance too. You should come visit some time.


Some time passes and the Chinese Guy arrives in India.


The Indian guy takes the Chinese guy to his working site.


His team digs the land for the whole day and they found nothing.


Chinese Guy : (Laughs and says) See, You found nothing, not even a single wire.


Indian Guy : (to the Chinese guy) Because we used Wireless Technology back then.

Buying Electric Cars

I walked into the a electric car dealership,

I asked them how much they charge.

Smart Home

I told my wife that I think all our electrical items are spying on us.

“Nonsense” she said.


I laughed. She laughed. Siri laughed. Alexa laughed. The toaster laughed.


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