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Shooting Locks
I saw a movie where a guy tried to shoot open a lock, but the heat from the bullet actually fused the metal together so the door wouldn't budge.
Now that's what I call a shotgun welding.
Locked Up Teacher
I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.
I think he must be plotting something.
Italian Locks
Why are Italians always locked out of their houses when they get home?
Gnocchi
Locked in a Room
My wife's gone and locked herself in the kitchen after an argument over how cheap and miserable I've become since we got married.
She's in there now, ripping all the plates in half.
Communication
If you ever get locked out of your house, just talk to the lock calmly...
After all, communication is key.
Happiness Test
how can you tell who loves you more: your wife or your dog?
Lock them in your car trunk, drive around for an hour or two, open it up and see who is happier to see you.
Professional Help
A woman hurried to a pharmacy to pick up the medication. When she got back to the car, she found her keys locked inside.
The woman found an old rusty coat hanger on the ground. She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this."
She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.
Within five minutes an old motor- cycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off his cycle and asked if he could help.
She said, "Yes, my husband is sick.
I forgot my keys in the car, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open.
She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank you, God, for sending me such a very nice man."
The man heard her littler prayer and replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft."
The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a professional!"
Star Wars
Chewbacca locked the keys in the Millennium Falcon.......
It was a Wookie mistake!
