There are many things we take for granted. Light bulbs, for example. These simple, everyday items make so many things possible where in the dark they are not. Home Depot has a massive range of lightbulbs and with a Home Depot Money Off Coupon from We Are Coupons you can save money on them each and every day. If none of this makes you smile then these lightbulb jokes will.
People
Light travels faster than sound...
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Computers
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware issue.
Light Mentality
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light has to really want to change.
DIYers
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
Country Singers
How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?
2. One to change it and one to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Meatloaf - RIP
My wife asked me to name Meatloaf’s top 3 songs… I named “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” and “I’d do anything for love”… but then couldn’t come up with another one.
But hey, two out of three ain’t bad.
Lighthouses
When is a light house not a light house?
When you try to pick it up.
Sorority Girls
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
10
One to change the bulb and nine to make t shirts for the event.
Harry Potter
Hagrid: you’re a light bulb Harry!
Harry Potter: I’m a watt!?
Conspiracy Theorists
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
Light Bulb
Paddy and John are working on a building site. Paddy says to John, “I need a day off, I’m going to pretend I’ve gone mad!”
Paddy climbs up to the rafters, hangs upside down from them and shouts, “I’m a light bulb! I’m a light bulb!” While John looks on in amazement.
The foreman shouts, “Paddy go home, you’ve gone mad!”
As Paddy packs his kit, the foreman sees John packing his kit as well.
Foreman says, “John where do you think you’re going?!”
John says, “Well I’m not working in the friggen dark!”
Pretty Girl
I've been seeing a light bulb sales girl lately...
Her name is Ellie Dee
She really lights up my life
IT Support
How many IT support guys does it take to change the light bulb?
Zero. They just switch it off and on a few times and it works like new
Theft
2.000 light bulbs stolen
Investigators still in the dark
