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Whiteboards
What did people say when the inventor of the Dry Erase Board showed off his new invention.
That's Remarkable!
Velcro
The inventor of velcro just passed away.
Keyboards
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Lozenges
The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away!
There’s no cough-in at his funeral.
Any questions?
A reporter goes to see an inventor who claims to have invented a machine that can answer any question
The reporter is asked to speak his question into the microphone and the machine will answer it with 100% accuracy.
Sceptical but curious the reporter starts easy, "Where is my mother?"
The machine bleeps and buzzes and then announces "Your mother is at her book club, they have just reviewed To Kill a Mockingbird and are now having sandwiches."
Amazed the reporter calls his mother and confirms she is indeed enjoying a sandwich at her book club having just reviewed To Kill a Mockingbird.
Now he really wants to test the machine, he asks "Where is my father?"
The machine bleeps and buzzes and then announces "Your father is fishing in Scotland."
Ha! Gotcha! Says the reporter to the inventor. My father has been dead for fifteen years.
Confused the inventor suggests that the reporter asks the question in a different way.
Alright then, the reporter says, "Where is my mother's husband?"
The machine bleeps and buzzes and then announces "Your mother's husband has been dead for fifteen years. Your father just caught an eight pound trout."
Autocorrect
The inventor of autocorrect walks into a bar.
He asks for a bear
Hesitation
The inventor of the umbrella was originally going to call it the brella
But he hesitated.
Humans
An computer inventor starts talking to his friend.
“I’ve almost made a human-like robot!” He says.
“You mean it can think?” His friend replies.
“No, but when it fails, it puts the blame on the back of another computer.”
Predictive text
Sad to report that the inventor of predictive text has passed away
His funfair will be held next Monkey
Dutch Shoes
An eccentric Dutch inventor whom invented inflatable shoes has died.
A member of the family said it was only a matter of time until he popped his clogs.
