This week we have featured a lot of things about being happy and happiness. Lowes have everything you need to help you make your home your happy place. With a Lowes Money Off Coupon from We Are Coupons you can save money on making your home a happy place. Now, if this does not make you laugh then these happy and happiness jokes will.
The 5 secrets to happiness for men....
1) Find a woman who can make you laugh.
2) Find a woman who can cook.
3) Find a woman who really listens to you.
4) Find a woman who is great in bed.
5) Make sure these 4 women don't find out about each other.
True Words
Happiness is like wetting yourself.
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it’s warmth.
True Happiness
A Chinese business man has been sharing photos of children crawling around and playing on top of a Lamborghini, saying that the happiness of children is the most valuable thing in the world. A million dollars worth Lamborghini is nothing compared to that. So he allow the kids to play and jump on top of the Lamborghini. The best part is that the kids are not his and neither is the Lamborghini.
This joke will Make you Cry out of Happiness!
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water!
Real happiness
A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were discussing the meaning of real happiness
The English said "real happiness is reading a good book on a rainy night with a hot cup of tea by your side"
The Frenchman said : "non mon ami, real happiness is to meet a beautiful girl make love to her, then you go your separate ways never meeting again"
The Russian : "no you are both wrong, real happiness is when secret police come to your house in middle of night and tell you: Ivan Ivanovich you arrested for conspiracing against the state and you tell them : sorry Ivan Ivanovich lives next door."
Simple Things
A cheese sandwich is better than complete happiness
Because nothing is better than complete happiness, and a cheese sandwich is better than nothing.
A Good Deed
Today I gave an iPhone and $500 to a homeless guy.
You will never know the happiness I felt when he put his gun away.
Happy Memes
What do you call a meme that provokes intense happiness
Dope-a-meme
Be Careful What You Wish For
A genie granted me one wish, so I said "I just want to be happy."
Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
