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The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies."
I said, "Tell him, he's very good. I don't have any kids”
Schools for Farmers
A farm boy arrives late for school one day.
"Why are you late?" asks the teacher.
"I had to take the bull down to the field to mate with the cow," explains the boy.
"Couldn't your dad have done that?" asks the teacher.
"He could have," replies the boy. "But I think the bull did a better job than he would have done."
Learning the Truth
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!
Success after School
Four buddies caught up for coffee many years after high school. Each bragging to the other how successful and wealthy they’ve become.
The first guy said, “See that bank building across the street? I am going to buy it within the next six months.”
The second guy then said, “See that hotel building next to the bank? I am going to buy it within the next month.”
Not wanting to lose out, the third guy quickly said, “See that shopping complex next to the hotel? I am going to buy that next week!”
They then look expectantly at the fourth guy who simply smiled and took one long sip of his coffee before muttering the words, “I’m not selling.”
School and Sky Diving
Going skydiving is like going to school
Your gonna have a hard day if you forget your backpack
Is this the reason why you are not a doctor?
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors today while rest are on Reddit.