This week at We Are Coupons we have discovered that Home Depot is a great place to shop for gifts for anyone. We also made sure you know that with a Home Depot Money Off Coupon you can save money on gifts for any reason and just because. If that doesn’t make you smile these gift related jokes will
Too many Gifts
My wife is getting sick and tired of me buying her stupid gifts.
"Next one you buy, I'm going to burn it." She screamed.
So, I bought her a candle.
What Did the King say When the Queen Gifted him a Fool for his Birthday
"I've no use for one of these... But it was a nice jester"
Best Gift Ever
What’s the best gift ever?
A broken drum. You just can’t beat it.
Gifts for an elderly mother
Three sons left home, went out into the business world and all prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Lexus with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You know how much Mom enjoys reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took the Shammes in the shul 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks:
"Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"
"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was absolutely delicious!"
My boyfriend doesn't know me at all, he keeps giving me birds as gifts, and I don't understand it. Should we break up?
Edit: He actually just gave me five golden rings! Maybe he really does know me (:
Edit2: More birds again
My parents always said I was a gifted child. Turns out they meant someone left me on their doorstep in a box.
A real gift
I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present.
It’s a gift
I saw a little kid crying. He told me he lost the $200 he had saved for his mom's birthday gift. So I opened my wallet and gave him $40
Why not? Just five minutes earlier, I found ten $20 bills