Home Depot has been around a while and the reason why you shop at Home Depot could be because of your grandparents. Even grandparents today still love Home Depot and many even enjoy shopping online with a Home Depot Coupon to save money. Anyway. Grandparents always make us smile so here are a few Grandparenty jokes for this week
Lawyers catch
A lawyer was working in his office when Satan appeared. "I can make it so you win every case in your career and make huge piles of money. In exchange, you will sell me your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, your parent's souls, your grandparent's souls, and the souls of all your friends.
The lawyer thought it over for a moment and then asked, "What's the catch?"
Before TV
What did our grandparents do without TV or internet?
I don't know. Ask your mom and her 6 siblings.
How to get to Disneyland
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents
The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, “Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpa? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, “No, I don’t really want to make the sound of a frog now.”
So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, “Will you please make a sound like a frog?” Grandpa again says, “No, not now. I don’t really want to do that. I’m in a grumpy mood. Maybe later.”
Then the third little boy comes out and says, “Grandpa, oh please… Please, please will you make a sound like a frog?”
“Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?” Grandpa asked.
The little boy replied with a hopeful face, “Well, Mom said that when you croak we get to go to Disney World!”
Cemetery Life
Today I went to visit my dead grandparents but I accidentally visited the wrong tomb
It was a grave mistake
Prayer Works
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers.
The younger boy began praying at the top of his voice. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE!"
the older brother leaned over and nudged his younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
"No, but Grandma is!" the little brother replied
Grandkids and Tractors
An insurance-guy knocks on the door. 5-year old Timmy opens up.
Insurance-guy: Can i speak to your dad, please?
Timmy: No, he’s been killed by a tractor.
Insurance-guy: Oh. I’m so sorry. Can I speak to your mom then?
Timmy: No, she’s been killed by a tractor.
Insurance-guy: OMG that’s awful. Are at least your grandparents home, or a sister or brother I can speak to?
Timmy: No, they all been killed by a tractor.
Insurance-guy: So, what are you doing all the time at home?
Timmy: Driving with the tractor.
