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Funny Friday: 4th of July and all that jazz

Funny Friday:  4th of July and all that jazz

Lowes is celebrating the Fourth of July and this is a time to be happy.  With a Lowes Money Off Coupon from We Adre Coupons you can save money on everything Lowes has in store. That should make you doubly happy. If you are not smiling then these July jokes will perk you up.


Whats more patriotic than the fourth of July?

The half of July


Everyone enjoys the Fourth of July.

Except fire. Fire works on the Fourth of July.

Losing Independence

My daughter was born this morning, July 4th.

It’s the day I lost my independence.


This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.

One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.

UK fact

Is there a 4th of July in the UK?

Yeah… right after the 3rd of July.

Mount Rushmore

If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore...

It will be a monumental disaster.

Didn’t drown in Summer

rescuers find a dead body floating in a lake in july

They take him out of the water and immidiately start resuscitating him. After an hour has passed another rescuer who has stood silent finally says

“Boys I think you can stop now. You see, he has his skates on”


4th July

If the 4th of July is independence Day, why isn't 17th February Shawshank redemption day? It was a much better film.

Valuable Independence

I put a picture of the USA in a heart locket to celebrate the 4th of July...

Now it is truly independent

Warning Signs

I should have known my relationship was doomed when my girlfriend made me watch the Vietnamese Independence Day parade.

There were so many red flags.


What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?


One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.

Think about It

What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?


It can’t sit down.

True American Dog

What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?


It can’t sit down.


What did the little firecracker say to the bigger firecracker?


Hi, Pop!

Flag Talk

What did one flag say to the other flag?


Nothing. It just waved.


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