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Patriotism
Whats more patriotic than the fourth of July?
The half of July
Fire
Everyone enjoys the Fourth of July.
Except fire. Fire works on the Fourth of July.
Losing Independence
My daughter was born this morning, July 4th.
It’s the day I lost my independence.
Decorations
This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.
One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.
UK fact
Is there a 4th of July in the UK?
Yeah… right after the 3rd of July.
Mount Rushmore
If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore...
It will be a monumental disaster.
Didn’t drown in Summer
rescuers find a dead body floating in a lake in july
They take him out of the water and immidiately start resuscitating him. After an hour has passed another rescuer who has stood silent finally says
“Boys I think you can stop now. You see, he has his skates on”
Movies
4th July
If the 4th of July is independence Day, why isn't 17th February Shawshank redemption day? It was a much better film.
Valuable Independence
I put a picture of the USA in a heart locket to celebrate the 4th of July...
Now it is truly independent
Warning Signs
I should have known my relationship was doomed when my girlfriend made me watch the Vietnamese Independence Day parade.
There were so many red flags.
Bills
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.
Think about It
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
It can’t sit down.
True American Dog
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
It can’t sit down.
Firecrackers
What did the little firecracker say to the bigger firecracker?
Hi, Pop!
Flag Talk
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved.
